Newport Harbor: There's No Place Like Newport Harbor for the Holidays!
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-11-13 11:41:03
Welcome Home for the Holidays! Home that is to Newport Harbor! MTV is treating us to four special episodes catching us up on what is going on with our favorite flaky rich kids from Orange County. We left them setting off into either the big world of college the big world of Europe the big world of senior year or the big world of real estate. Let's spread on some baby oil and put on the sunglasses. It's time to return to Newport Harbor: The Other Laguna Beach!
Chrissy starts us off with a couple of updates. It has been probably about two and a half months since we left our dear children heading off on their adventures so much has changed. Mayor G-Thing is a senior and from what Chrissy understands is "ruling the school." I'm guessing that means teaching everyone fake surfer talk and doling out unsolicited relationship advice from the very guy who's never had one. Guess what else. Chase and Taylor
! Who would have ever guessed? But before you start feeling sorry for Chase - which would be like feeling sorry for the devil - don't worry. Chrissy has fixed him up with Kylie her sorority sister who. I'm sorry is nowhere near as pretty as Taylor but apparently she and Chase are hitting it off. Allie and Fatty came back from Europe and moved to LA for "school and life on the road in the big city." I guess we'll find out what that means. Oh and remember all those promises Chrissy and Clay made about visiting each other constantly? Well they haven't seen each other once and now Chrissy is in a sorority (with Kylie) and has a "tiny crush" on a guy named Billy.
And it's up the coast we go - zooming right past Lauren and Audrina to Santa Barbara home of Chrissy's UCSB sweatshirt. She and sorority sisters Kylie and Allie (a second Allie?) are sitting outside at a picnic table discussing everyone's upcoming visit to Newport Beach. Allie dutifully wonders if it will be strange for Chrissy to see Clay again after all this time. Chrissy admits that things haven't worked out as expected as neither one has bothered yet to make the whopping two-hour drive to visit and about them still being together she ponders. "I don't really know. That's why I'm confused. Like that's why I like feel bad 'cause like. I've been hanging out with like. Billy a lot and stuff..." Like what? Evs she's definitely excited because she's sure that once she sees Clay all of her feelings will come rushing back.
He naturally wants to know how Clay feels about his upcoming reunion with Chrissy and Clay just doesn't know because all this long distance has been harder than he expected. Mayor G-Thing of course derides him saying he's stuck in this relationship not knowing what to do instead of living the good life chilling with the Mayor and not combing his hair. Clay looks defeated - and groomed.
Ah. Clay has decided to take matters into his own hands and give Chrissy a call. She's hanging out around campus up at UCSB reading.. sitting on the grass.. getting filmed. Clay is at his "beach house," which I'm still really hoping is just his regular house and not some second supplemental house his parents decided to purchase a block away from their primary residence. And now the bad news: Clay is headed to Arizona in the morning to look at some colleges. The one weekend Chrissy will be in town! How did the producers let this scheduling glitch slip through the cracks? Or is this just some clever ploy to get Chrissy to slip up while Clay is "out of town?" Time and truth tell all. Either way tonight Chrissy simply must come to the "beach house" for dinner so the two of them can figure out where they stand. Chrissy changes into frump gear and bids her sorority sisters farewell planning to see them tomorrow when they arrive in Orange County.
besides everything else that is obviously annoying about this show the one this that bothers me the most is taylor's hair! it makes her look like she has a shrunken head and the way she always runs her hands through it is soooo annoying she is gonna be one of those people we see on oprah in a few years having a fabulous makeover because their hair is down to their calves and they look crazy!
& wtf is up with chrissy's voice/manner of speaking she talks ridiculously fast and uses the word "like" way more than anyone else on the show does its incredibly bothersome and she really needs to stop it.
I guess Daddy just keeps a fleet of Lexus SUVs in his garage at Chrissy's disposal because I swear she drove a black one home from school but then when she went shopping with her girls she was driving a white (silver?) one.
I can't believe how dumb she was to make out at her house with that little hobbit while everyone from high school that knew Clay was there. I love that G-thing left him a message with the good news and was like "we'll sort this out when you get back into town." Speaking of g-thing it definitely looked like he had some sort of wasting disease that first scene on the boat with Clay.
I'm sorry. I may be 10 years older than Clay but he is much much hotter than Billy or any other guy on that show for taht matter. Chrissy is a moron.
So happy to see you guys commenting! I didn't want to have to sort out "Home for the Holidays" all on my own.
Steez: YES! I went to urbandictionary com after I posted this (since I am so old and out of touch) and edumacated myself about the "dime piece" reference. Good to be on the same young page. :)
DP Hooker: SO GLAD to see you! I always look forward to your hilarious comments. You are definitely one of my favorites around here.
Honey Gangsta - aw thanks! my first thought when i saw "home for the holidays" was that i hoped you would be recapping it.
My other final thought on what a dipshit Chrissy is was this: What kind of girl sets up a friend (I'm assuming she likes this Kylie) with a guy like Chase??? She was like "you guys are really cute together," as if that made up for his on-again off-again situation with Taylor and just being a d-bag player in general. I thought that was so weird that she'd do that to a friend.
I am so glad this semi-boring yet awesome show is back. Two things about teh show I loved-- the fact that Allie changed her hair.. it looks SO much better! Also. I also thought of the free advertising UCSB was getting with Chrissy. Seriously. Just because you are at school there doesn't mean you have to wear the clothes.
I thought I would see some sorority letters to figure out what sorority she belonged to-- hopefully that will come up in the future because I am reading PLEDGED right now and would love to find out that she lost her virginity to some frat guy as part of hazing. That would be sad but hilarious since she was so proud of her "V" status before.
DP Hooker I kinda did what Chrissy did to a friend of mine who I really consider my friend. I hooked her up with a guy I've known since we were kids cause I thought they'd be compatible even though I know he's a player. I meant no harm I just thought they could have a good time it has nothing to do with whether she likes the girl or not maybe she just thought she'd have fun with a guy she's known for a long time.. kinda redundant heh. Anyways glad to see you're recapping this show HG loves it! :)
good call t00haute about Taylor's weird annoying long hair look this has been bothering me about her also. "her shrunken head look". HA HA HA! i AM CONVINCED that she is hiding something awful about her looks behind that over-processed mop maybe weird spock ears? horrible zits? mutton chop sideburns? she wears way too much makeup btw.. something terrible is going on behind all that hair when she is in the hot tub it still stays plastered to the sides of her face and she peaks through it like a curtain very mysterious weird and bothersome.
agreed this billy guy is a chump punk clay could easily beat his ass and should just out of principle i hope chrissy finds clay humping allie #1 and runs home whimpering to daddy damn she is good looking but so dumb. [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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