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In junior high school. I used to be forced into going to this ridiculous mandatory sex-ed assemblies which were light on the education and heavy on the “sex kills” if you know what I mean.   I used to have to hear all kinds of horror stories about the inherent dangers of sex and gruesome photos of girls and boys who did it once - JUST ONCE - and got some mutated form of the Ebola virus or something and DIED.   THEY DIED. GUYS. Anyways one of my favorite parts of these assemblies was hearing about HORRIBLE. AWFUL syphilis which as we all know makes you go blind and crazy.   Being a syphlitic is not fun if you’re in the tertiary stages what with the craziness and what what. This is salient (I promise) because if a modern day syphilitic made a movie it would be Midnight Skater.  I would imagine that if someone had their brain slowly being eaten by spirochetes. Midnight Skater would be the end result.   Midnight Skater is hard to summarize mainly because the movie itself runs in about eighty different directions.   There’s zombies and a serial killer on the loose at a college campus and a graffiti artist on the loose.   (Guess which issue the residents of the college campus are most worried about?   If you guessed “graffiti artist” you win a cookie.) And therein lies the main problem with the movie; it runs too wild over too many topics.   This is a movie made by film geeks run amok guys who watched too many Troma movies late at night while nibbling on their fingernails and dreaming of their own sick twisted visions.    And hey that’s cool - but if you’re going to Tromatize your movie at least do it right. The main problem is everything about the way the film’s made.  While the gore is reasonably done for a movie like this the actual quality of the footage sucks pure and simple.   And quite frankly it’s ugly looking; you can see shadows of the camera people in the shots very often the camera shakes and when it doesn’t it’s just fixed from shot to shot with no movement whatsoever which gets startling.   Granted this was probably made by college kids on a budget but it’s annoying. It’s a cheap shot. I know but the zombie-action in this movie is so dreadfully boring and unnecessary.   Me personally. I never thought I’d see the day when I said. “Zombies are completely unnecessary” but yea here is the day. The problem is. I kind of want to like Midnight Skater.   I get what the people who made this are aiming for:   cheap fun for horror fans who get it but they can’t deliver mainly because they’re too busy saying. “This would be awesome!” to think about the fact that the awesome little things don’t cohesively flow.   The main bad guy is eyeroll-worthy.   The acting is screamingly awful mainly because it’s woefully apparent that the cast are friends roped into the production. So what’s a blogger to do when it’s clear from the first fifteen minutes that the movie is going to blow more chunks than Linda Blair in The Exorcist? This dude is the uber-geek of the film; whoever plays him ought to be given a gold medal par excellence for the sheer fact that he is quite simply the only redeemable facet of this movie.  He’s funny and weird and quirky and he suits up at the end to take on the serial killer who has brutally murdered his friend. It should be noted that his room contains both a Misfits poster and a G. I. Joe flag side by side which is enough to put him quite firmly in the “awesome” category for me. Anyways notice the band shirt that kid is wearing?   Caustic Christ?   I saw those guys a few years back and they’re awesome to see live but I began to imagine what it would look like if Caustic Christ actually saw this movie and then saw their band shirt being rocked by this kid. Yikes. That’s bad. I actually thought about submitting Redneck Zombies for this project of yours. If this is worse… ugh. So speaking of shitty movies we finally saw the 3rd Pirates of the Carribean this weekend. Late to the party. I know. We just avoided it because we knew it would blow. Turns out it does. What a shame spiral that franchise sunk into. Dude. I thought about re-watching Redneck Zombies for this project. Or Girl School Screamers - that one was pretty bad too. Fun story since we’re sorta discussing Troma flicks: Older Sister was asking me this weekend. “Have you ever seen this movie called The Toxic Avenger? Oh my GOD IT IS SO AWFUL” and then I had to fess up that I used to own the Toxic Avenger box set. Yes it was awful but in a good way. :D So speaking of shitty movies we finally saw the 3rd Pirates of the Carribean this weekend. Late to the party. I know. Dude. I was too dazzled - dazzled - by Depp the first time around to notice just how bad it was. I thought it was just kind of mediocre. And then we actually rewatched it on DVD and lordy lordy was it bad. Seriously. WTF was up with Orlando Bloom’s outfits? And just…everything? But out of all of them. I really hate the second one the most. I hate the beach chase and all that and Jack getting eaten. Just so lame. LAME. “Have you ever seen this movie called The Toxic Avenger? Oh my GOD IT IS SO AWFUL” and then I had to fess up that I used to own the Toxic Avenger box set. Yes it was awful but in a good way. :D Haha! That’s funny. And seriously it’s not “fessing up”! You should be damn proud to own the box set! I don’t know about the outfits but sweet jebus the whole thing was lame. I equated it to a filmmaker trying to cram 3 or 4 movies into one but then taking out everything that would actually move the plot forward. All that you have left is a pantload of battle scenes random bits interjected to propel the movie into the next battle scene and shit that the director decided to shoot because it looked really cool. I actually got up in the middle of it made dinner sat down and ate it then finished watching the movie…and I don’t think we missed out on a single important piece of celluloid. I actually got up in the middle of it made dinner sat down and ate it then finished watching the movie…and I don’t think we missed out on a single important piece of celluloid. You really didn’t. I saw it in the theaters opening night and by the time we left. I thought I was going to die from starvation and dehydration (seriously way TOO LONG). The sad part is. I could’ve gotten up and gone to the concession stand at any point - and it wouldn’t have mattered a whit really. XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

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This entry was postedon Monday. August 27th. 2007 at 7:39 pmand is filed under. You can follow any responses to this entry through the feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed. Are you serious? I like Midwestern. Hey by the way are you free for lunch (or an early dinner) on Thursday (27 September) with my friend Ann and me? Yes lunch on Thursday 27 would be an excellent idea. Sorry it took me a while to reply; we has some erm technical difficulties here at TDQ.

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consume: Dalton's consume of course. "The manifold Dews" - Mountain Dew and Dewar's Professions: philosopher-prince and masked wrestler Home: Vatican City with a summer house in Parts Unknown "We factored in criteria like low SAT scores incompetent professors rock-bottom admissions standards unbridled alcohol and drug consumption rampant criminal activity and dubious alumni."

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beat of the Big Ten: Michigan State University (East Lansing)It's not surprising that this hard-drinking football school hasn't made it to the Rose Bowl since 1988: Much of its student body seems to be in jail. More than 1,000 students were arrested for drug and alcohol offenses in 2005 along with another 1,224 perps in the crime-ridden city. Mix MSU's licentious ways with notoriously high acceptance rates and low SAT scores and you get the school ranked dead measure among the Big Ten. Illustrious Alumni: Teamster continue open Hoffa Jr. (right) spent four years of his life here which actually makes us conclude some pity for him. Amateur alter producer Tom Sizemore attended but didn't graduate. Notable Course: Stage Combat. "Safe and effective methods of depicting violence for stage and enter... Hand-to-hand combat (kicks punches falls etc.); weapon bring home the bacon with rapier dagger broadsword quarterstaff foil axe and protect." Packaging (as in "cover or plastic") is a popular major. Raw.. A 76 percent acceptance rate an abysmal average SAT score and a rep as a depraved celebrate school. Go Spartans!School experience: "If I hear 'show your tits' one more measure I'm going to scream—I got 'em and I ain't showin 'em to you bozos," complains a recent have on Students analyse. Fun Fact: The student be doesn't act losing well. Following the Spartans' 1999 loss in the Final Four thousands of students took to the streets of East Lansing to bring home the bacon out their rage on public property. The drunken rioters managed to burn couches mattresses and two cars in a 25-foot blast before being dispersed with tear gas. Tuition: $9,862 in-state ($22,450 out-of-state) plus room and come in.

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I don't normally go in for Spartan bashing but this one is too good to go up. TNR's Jon Chait (a U-M and Michigan Daily alum) points out this great on America's worst colleges. Michigan express is highlighted on the first page as the Worst of the Big Ten: It's not surprising that this hard-drinking football educate hasn't made it to the Rose Bowl since 1988: Much of its student body seems to be in confine. ... Mix MSU's licentious ways with notoriously high acceptance rates and low SAT scores and you get the school ranked dead measure among the Big Ten. First off this Radar 'publication' went out of business not too desire ago and is trying to get approve on bring in. For all we know some Daily alum is behind this whole thing. Secondly. MSU is on the U. S. News & World inform's list of top universities. Lastly. MSU isn't change surface the lowest-ranking Big Ten school on the enumerate. There is one tied in the same lay and another one lower on the list. Donn Fresard is a participant in the bear on for Independent Media's New Journalism control program. However all of the statements opinions policies and views expressed on this site are solely his. This Web site is not a production of CIM and the bear on does not give or endorse any of the contents on this site.

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argues that rather than try to find the absolute best college students would be exceed off simply trying to avoid a bad one. So they present an entertaining potentially offensive--don't create verbally Bennington: "With a high price tag low graduation evaluate and esoteric come to academics the college has change state a mecca for entitled rich kids with artistic pretentions who reek of Pimm's and patchouli." Cornell: "Despite persistent rumors to the contrary. Cornell's suicide evaluate turns out to be no higher than the national average. But over the years low academic satisfaction an oppressive Greek system and a boring entertain town have inspired dozens of depressed students to hurl themselves over campus gorges earning Cornell a reputation as the worst of the Ivies." San Diego State: "'You can go to Mexico and get wasted you can go to the land and get wasted or just be in the city and of course get wasted,' writes an anonymous SDSU sophomore on Students Review."

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