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#1479: Worst Movies Ever - Midnight Skater

In junior high school. I used to be forced into going to this ridiculous mandatory sex-ed assemblies which were light on the education and heavy on the “sex kills” if you know what I mean. I used to have to hear all kinds of horror stories about the inherent dangers of sex and gruesome photos of girls and boys who did it once - JUST ONCE - and got some mutated form of the Ebola virus or something and DIED. THEY DIED. GUYS. Anyways one of my favorite parts of these assemblies was hearing about HORRIBLE. AWFUL syphilis which as we all know makes you go blind and crazy. Being a syphlitic is not fun if you’re in the tertiary stages what with the craziness and what what. This is salient (I promise) because if a modern day syphilitic made a movie it would be Midnight Skater. I would imagine that if someone had their brain slowly being eaten by spirochetes. Midnight Skater would be the end result. Midnight Skater is hard to summarize mainly because the movie itself runs in about eighty different directions. There’s zombies and a serial killer on the loose at a college campus and a graffiti artist on the loose. (Guess which issue the residents of the college campus are most worried about? If you guessed “graffiti artist” you win a cookie.) And therein lies the main problem with the movie; it runs too wild over too many topics. This is a movie made by film geeks run amok guys who watched too many Troma movies late at night while nibbling on their fingernails and dreaming of their own sick twisted visions. And hey that’s cool - but if you’re going to Tromatize your movie at least do it right. The main problem is everything about the way the film’s made. While the gore is reasonably done for a movie like this the actual quality of the footage sucks pure and simple. And quite frankly it’s ugly looking; you can see shadows of the camera people in the shots very often the camera shakes and when it doesn’t it’s just fixed from shot to shot with no movement whatsoever which gets startling. Granted this was probably made by college kids on a budget but it’s annoying. It’s a cheap shot. I know but the zombie-action in this movie is so dreadfully boring and unnecessary. Me personally. I never thought I’d see the day when I said. “Zombies are completely unnecessary” but yea here is the day. The problem is. I kind of want to like Midnight Skater. I get what the people who made this are aiming for: cheap fun for horror fans who get it but they can’t deliver mainly because they’re too busy saying. “This would be awesome!” to think about the fact that the awesome little things don’t cohesively flow. The main bad guy is eyeroll-worthy. The acting is screamingly awful mainly because it’s woefully apparent that the cast are friends roped into the production. So what’s a blogger to do when it’s clear from the first fifteen minutes that the movie is going to blow more chunks than Linda Blair in The Exorcist? This dude is the uber-geek of the film; whoever plays him ought to be given a gold medal par excellence for the sheer fact that he is quite simply the only redeemable facet of this movie. He’s funny and weird and quirky and he suits up at the end to take on the serial killer who has brutally murdered his friend. It should be noted that his room contains both a Misfits poster and a G. I. Joe flag side by side which is enough to put him quite firmly in the “awesome” category for me. Anyways notice the band shirt that kid is wearing? Caustic Christ? I saw those guys a few years back and they’re awesome to see live but I began to imagine what it would look like if Caustic Christ actually saw this movie and then saw their band shirt being rocked by this kid. Yikes. That’s bad. I actually thought about submitting Redneck Zombies for this project of yours. If this is worse… ugh. So speaking of shitty movies we finally saw the 3rd Pirates of the Carribean this weekend. Late to the party. I know. We just avoided it because we knew it would blow. Turns out it does. What a shame spiral that franchise sunk into. Dude. I thought about re-watching Redneck Zombies for this project. Or Girl School Screamers - that one was pretty bad too. Fun story since we’re sorta discussing Troma flicks: Older Sister was asking me this weekend. “Have you ever seen this movie called The Toxic Avenger? Oh my GOD IT IS SO AWFUL” and then I had to fess up that I used to own the Toxic Avenger box set. Yes it was awful but in a good way. :D So speaking of shitty movies we finally saw the 3rd Pirates of the Carribean this weekend. Late to the party. I know. Dude. I was too dazzled - dazzled - by Depp the first time around to notice just how bad it was. I thought it was just kind of mediocre. And then we actually rewatched it on DVD and lordy lordy was it bad. Seriously. WTF was up with Orlando Bloom’s outfits? And just…everything? But out of all of them. I really hate the second one the most. I hate the beach chase and all that and Jack getting eaten. Just so lame. LAME. “Have you ever seen this movie called The Toxic Avenger? Oh my GOD IT IS SO AWFUL” and then I had to fess up that I used to own the Toxic Avenger box set. Yes it was awful but in a good way. :D Haha! That’s funny. And seriously it’s not “fessing up”! You should be damn proud to own the box set! I don’t know about the outfits but sweet jebus the whole thing was lame. I equated it to a filmmaker trying to cram 3 or 4 movies into one but then taking out everything that would actually move the plot forward. All that you have left is a pantload of battle scenes random bits interjected to propel the movie into the next battle scene and shit that the director decided to shoot because it looked really cool. I actually got up in the middle of it made dinner sat down and ate it then finished watching the movie…and I don’t think we missed out on a single important piece of celluloid. I actually got up in the middle of it made dinner sat down and ate it then finished watching the movie…and I don’t think we missed out on a single important piece of celluloid. You really didn’t. I saw it in the theaters opening night and by the time we left. I thought I was going to die from starvation and dehydration (seriously way TOO LONG). The sad part is. I could’ve gotten up and gone to the concession stand at any point - and it wouldn’t have mattered a whit really. 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Worst Colleges in America

The best part: examples of classes you could take at these fine institutions. At Cornell: Post-National Gastroidentities. "We ordain attempt to say the question of how food cuisine and gastronomy play an important part both in the strategies to instrument normalcy through the imagination of the modern Nation-State and the ways in which discourses affirming nation race ethnicity hospitality and the universality of humanity interact with each other fragmenting the national gastronomic handle and undermining the unpolluted self-understanding of the modern Nation-State."Man you just can't alter that stuff up. - posted by Diane @ I didn't experience there was a "the question" about it all. Does this mean a align of Kimchi while having Swedish Meatballs with cook rice and a small cup of Boston Clam Chowder on the align and a Caesar salad with a piece of focaccia bread convey I'm approaching an unpolluted self-understanding of the modern Nation-State? (I really do have weird meals when I finishing up left overs but then. I never claimed to be normal).

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America?s Worst Colleges

This entry was postedon Monday. August 27th. 2007 at 7:39 pmand is filed under. You can follow any responses to this entry through the feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed. Are you serious? I like Midwestern. Hey by the way are you free for lunch (or an early dinner) on Thursday (27 September) with my friend Ann and me? Yes lunch on Thursday 27 would be an excellent idea. Sorry it took me a while to reply; we has some erm technical difficulties here at TDQ.

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Features : Radar Online : The Worst Colleges in America

consume: Dalton's consume of course. "The manifold Dews" - Mountain Dew and Dewar's Professions: philosopher-prince and masked wrestler Home: Vatican City with a summer house in Parts Unknown "We factored in criteria like low SAT scores incompetent professors rock-bottom admissions standards unbridled alcohol and drug consumption rampant criminal activity and dubious alumni."

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According to Radar I went to one of the worst colleges in America.

beat of the Big Ten: Michigan State University (East Lansing)It's not surprising that this hard-drinking football school hasn't made it to the Rose Bowl since 1988: Much of its student body seems to be in jail. More than 1,000 students were arrested for drug and alcohol offenses in 2005 along with another 1,224 perps in the crime-ridden city. Mix MSU's licentious ways with notoriously high acceptance rates and low SAT scores and you get the school ranked dead measure among the Big Ten. Illustrious Alumni: Teamster continue open Hoffa Jr. (right) spent four years of his life here which actually makes us conclude some pity for him. Amateur alter producer Tom Sizemore attended but didn't graduate. Notable Course: Stage Combat. "Safe and effective methods of depicting violence for stage and enter... Hand-to-hand combat (kicks punches falls etc.); weapon bring home the bacon with rapier dagger broadsword quarterstaff foil axe and protect." Packaging (as in "cover or plastic") is a popular major. Raw.. A 76 percent acceptance rate an abysmal average SAT score and a rep as a depraved celebrate school. Go Spartans!School experience: "If I hear 'show your tits' one more measure I'm going to scream—I got 'em and I ain't showin 'em to you bozos," complains a recent have on Students analyse. Fun Fact: The student be doesn't act losing well. Following the Spartans' 1999 loss in the Final Four thousands of students took to the streets of East Lansing to bring home the bacon out their rage on public property. The drunken rioters managed to burn couches mattresses and two cars in a 25-foot blast before being dispersed with tear gas. Tuition: $9,862 in-state ($22,450 out-of-state) plus room and come in.

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MSU: Worst of the Big Ten

I don't normally go in for Spartan bashing but this one is too good to go up. TNR's Jon Chait (a U-M and Michigan Daily alum) points out this great on America's worst colleges. Michigan express is highlighted on the first page as the Worst of the Big Ten: It's not surprising that this hard-drinking football educate hasn't made it to the Rose Bowl since 1988: Much of its student body seems to be in confine. ... Mix MSU's licentious ways with notoriously high acceptance rates and low SAT scores and you get the school ranked dead measure among the Big Ten. First off this Radar 'publication' went out of business not too desire ago and is trying to get approve on bring in. For all we know some Daily alum is behind this whole thing. Secondly. MSU is on the U. S. News & World inform's list of top universities. Lastly. MSU isn't change surface the lowest-ranking Big Ten school on the enumerate. There is one tied in the same lay and another one lower on the list. Donn Fresard is a participant in the bear on for Independent Media's New Journalism control program. However all of the statements opinions policies and views expressed on this site are solely his. This Web site is not a production of CIM and the bear on does not give or endorse any of the contents on this site.

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College application season is coming up and Radar argues that ...

argues that rather than try to find the absolute best college students would be exceed off simply trying to avoid a bad one. So they present an entertaining potentially offensive--don't create verbally Bennington: "With a high price tag low graduation evaluate and esoteric come to academics the college has change state a mecca for entitled rich kids with artistic pretentions who reek of Pimm's and patchouli." Cornell: "Despite persistent rumors to the contrary. Cornell's suicide evaluate turns out to be no higher than the national average. But over the years low academic satisfaction an oppressive Greek system and a boring entertain town have inspired dozens of depressed students to hurl themselves over campus gorges earning Cornell a reputation as the worst of the Ivies." San Diego State: "'You can go to Mexico and get wasted you can go to the land and get wasted or just be in the city and of course get wasted,' writes an anonymous SDSU sophomore on Students Review."

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[Mangalorean.com] Mangalore: 'Ragging worst form of human rights ...

This is a communicate from the No Ragging Foundation which is a non-profit organization run by populate united against the evil malpractice of ragging (Hazing). It is a platform for -1. Victims - to overlap their hurt or to desire back up.2. Anti Ragging Activists - to join hands to abolish ragging.3. Any responsible citizen of any country - to try his / her bit for the great acquire of millions of innocent youths. Mangalore Sept 14: "Students at colleges become victims of two major evils namely ragging and drugs. Of the two ragging is the worst create of violation of human rights. There is a need to grow out this evil," said Principal and Sessions Court adjudicate H M Bharathesh. He was addressing the gathering at the inaugural programme of III group of B Pharma and Law unify of Karavali College on Thursday at the Pharmacy College campus in Vamanjoor. He said that there is an immense be to ameliorate the children about these evils.“Raggings though earlier said to be a mere socialising session in recent years it has taken a violent and cruel face. It is illegal and a punishable crime,” he added and said that considering the serious of the air evenApex act has released certain guidelines to prevent ragging in the colleges as per which every college must have a committee in place comprising of faculty and parents to guide the students. He also said that Pharmacy is an integral move of law and urged the up coming pharmacists to be responsible and sincere in their field. District Legal Services Authority Member Secretary Shivalinge Gowda said when it comes to law ignorance or lack of legal knowledge is no excuse. Hence every student must be imparted sufficient knowledge about the legal aspects that concerns them as students. South Kanara govern Chemists and Druggists Association President Shridhar Kamath were the chief guests of the programme. College Principal Dr R Shabaraya and Karavali Colleges Chairman S Ganesh Rao were present. IANS

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worst university of michigan football team of all time

you need two L's to spell Lloydthere's a battle for the bottom going on right now. I'm not sure why exactly maybe it's because all the defense left to go compete in the NFL or maybe it's that Lloyd carr is shit but with the 39-7 hit that Oregon did to Michigan measure Saturday it's been confirmed. This michigan team stinks. It's bad really bad. When Appalacian State defeat up Michigan populate weren't sure if this was a 1 in a million shot if Appalacian State was great or if this was one of the worst Michigan teams of all measure. Now we experience. Oregon I guess the evince for it is showed a basic lack of consider. Normally you know. I would be angry at someone dissing a football team desire this but well the displace in Ann Arbor agreed and heartily booed the wolverines repeatedly when they got caught stepping on their cocks. For instance. Oregon ran a statue of liberty play you experience that compete where the play he pretends to be a statue and then the end runs by and takes the roll from him and sweeps around the corner. They did it once then they did it again touchdown! Basically the ducks ducks? The ducks had their way with the wolverines doing it however they wanted all afternoon. It's been 39 years since a team was this bad. Back in 1968. Bump was the coach of the team and in his measure game at Michigan Bump finished the year 9 wins 9 losses losing to hated compete Ohio State in a 50-14 loss collide with was so embarrassed that he depart on the sight. I desire our aggroup was as good as Bump Elliot's old crappy team. So anyway let's act going back in measure because we are worse than that 1968 aggroup. Before Bump we've really had a row of pretty terrific coaches it's pretty ridiculous to have a pretty decent football team for a hundred years with only a few years of exceptions. But to keep going approve in measure. 1891 is probably the measure year the Michigan team sucked this much. It was when these randoms became coaches for the U. Mister stamp Crawford and Mister Mike Murphey they were named the first official coaches of the University aggroup (before this the team just played as they entangle desire it no coaches at all). This was also the first year that the football aggroup decided on creating schedules of compete. Before 1891 the aggroup would just show up and say hello there chaps would you like a bet of football? And the two colleges would play. 1891 was a awful year with a 4-5 preserve but it's just a bet of football nothing serious right? That was the measure year of just playing around. The next year. 1892. Michigan would recruit the very best college football coach in the nation from Yale (yes at the measure yale was a football juggernaut) and from then on become the football powerhouse we know today. This year. 2007. I evaluate we might have an even worse aggroup that the worst aggroup ever so far those gentlemen atheletes from 1891. That's how bad it is this year. You know. I've always said that the great thing about college football is that every game matters from the very first game to the very measure. I anticipate I should be careful what I desire for. These first two games of the year have ruined the entire toughen. Oh it's gonna be ugly this year when Ohio express plays Michigan. November 17th. Did I bequeath to say that both these first two games were at home? In the big house? There's going to be a terrible beating administered this november. I don't evaluate I'll be able to feature to watch it.

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Six Million Jews

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